Sunday, October 31, 2010

Aku Penunggu yang SETIA!

Ye aku memang penunggu yang setia. Nak tahu kenapa? Ha baca! x de butang utk org lain bacakan ye. Baca sendiri!

Dari pagi smpi malam dlm hidup ku setiap hati :
  1. tunggu alarm bunyi nk bangun bersiap p kerja. bila dh bersiap terus drive p transport. pastu..
  2. tunggu transport smpi. bila da smpi, terus masuk van p KLIA. Bila da sampai KLIA...
  3. tunggu org sign in kt pc (kalau rmi org). bila dah signed in...
  4. tunggu briefing pulak. bila dah habis briefing, terus p kat bay. smpi je kat bay...
  5. tunggu kapal masuk. bila kapal dh ade, masuk kapal. check safety equipment. klu cleaner ade dlm kapal...
  6. tunggu cleaner habis check kt tempat2 kite nk check safety. bila dh check safety, terus prepare ape2 yg patut untuk passenger nnt. bila dh siap prepare sume2...
  7. tunggu passenger masuk kapal. bila da masuk...
  8. tunggu pintu kapal tutup. bila pintu kapal da tutup...
  9. tunggu arahan utk buat safety demo. bila dh siap, check cabin check passenger. pastu...
  10. tunggu nk take-off. lepas take-off...
  11. tunggu seat belt sign off utk buat kerja. bila da siap prepare segala utk passenger mkn, terus tolak cart masuk cabin. tanye choices kt passenger. lepas tu
  12. tunggu pulak passenger nk decide nk mkn ape. lepas dh habis sume...
  13. tunggu passenger habis mkn. bila dh habis, buat collection. pastu rmi pulak nk p toilet. aku tersekat tgh2 cabin
  14. tunggu pulak smpi clear nk masuk galley. bila da masuk galley, crew pun p la report kt leading ckp sume dh settle. pastu...
  15. tunggu crew bwk meal dr depan utk crew2 mkn. habis mkn, clear sume2...
  16. tunggu landing pulak. bila dh landing...
  17. tunggu passenger disembark. bila dh habis sume, clear kn cabin. kutip surat khabar, susun kt troli, prepare utk next sector pulak. pastu buatnye delay..
  18. tunggu pulak smpi ape2 je punca delay tu dikenalpasti. kalau dh habis flight, terus kuar kapal.
  19. tunggu de-briefing pulak. lepas habis briefing, terus p kt transport.
  20. tunggu transport pulak utk hntr aku frm KLIA ke SUBANG HUB.
jd betol x aku penunggu yg setia??? hihihi~
enjoy dearies!
happy reading! -_*

aku masih menunggu...


MASA ITU EMAS hokay!!!!!

Monday, October 25, 2010

The Bride Tells Her Husband ;P

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

hahahahaha ;P



Wednesday, October 20, 2010

borak borak petang

Kalau lah kenderaan semua x de enjin, kenderaan diguna utk berlindung dr hujan dan panas, and sape2 yg pki kereta kene angkat kereta masing2 utk bergerak, aku rs kereta kancil la yg paling rmi org bli kn? kereta besar2 gabak2 berat2 tu sure paling x laku. Pastu org kurang naik bas. Sebab naik bas da kene byr, pastu kene pikul bas pulak. hahahahahah 

 *hey, remember this movie?

Friday, October 1, 2010

How is Functional Endoscopic Sinus Surgery Performed?



ni lah jenis surgery sy buat semlm. hihihi

Penelope - day 2

Bukan nk mengutuk tp mmg x thn hangat hati dh.

Ceritanya, Sunway hospital ni biliknya penuh. So aku terpakse dimasukkn dlm ward yg share 2 org. Happen to be, sebelah aku ni india. MasyaAllah mulut die x berenti2 berckp. Pastu sedar2 kentut prooootttt. Kuat pulak tuh! Bila lepas je waktu kerja, dtg la kaum kerabat die. Mak aih mcm pesta. Rmi gila n bising gila!!! Smpi semua yg melawat aku ckp dieorg bising gila. Aku pulak dh bnyk kali mintak tukar single room x dpt. Mintak tukar double room lain pun penuh! Wut the fat? hahahaha So aku saba je la. Tunggu smpi kul 9. Sbb kul 9 waktu last melawat. So dlm kul 9.30, dtg la pak guard kot bgtau waktu lawatan da tamat. Depa pun berborak2 lg smpi la kul 10. Keluar je kaum kerabat die dr bilik, x smpi seminit, die da kol org sana sini borak2 ngn phone. Borak bukan jenis kaver2. Memang bilik ni die buat mcm duduk sorang2 la. Aku pening dgr~ Aku rs kerja die tdo, bgn tdo ckp sakit, dokter kasik ubat merengek mcm baby, pastu da mkn ubat ckp phone x benti2 smpi la org dtg bilik, org balik, die cont ckp phone. aaaaaaaaaaaa

Die bole kol org lepas sorang then sorang lg smpi la kul 1 cmtu. Aku bengang da nih. Saje pasang lampu terang2. Bukak tv kuat2. Aku bukak kuat, die bukak lg kuat lagu keling die. Smpi naik biul kepala aku rs. udu gede ude gede udu gede udu gede....Last2 dlm kul 2 camtu, aku dgr die ckp. 'excuse me, excuse me' intai2 celah langsir. kang die ckp. 'do u want me to switch off the light for u?' aku jwb. 'owh its ok, nope'. haaa nk tdo la tu. Dr td aku tdo ko duduk udu gede udu gede udu gede smpi aku x leh tdo pastu tgh2 tdo terkejut sbb dgr ko gelak kuat2. Haaa ni tiba masa aku nk revenge. Padan muka ko x leh tdo sbb cerah! then aku dgr die kol org lain pulak. 'udu gede udu gede udu gede lights on udu gede udu gede ude gede'. aku gelak kik kik kik kik sorang2. Aku main la sudoku smpi kul 230 pg. Cont lg main sudoku. Smpi la aku tertdo. Sedar2 nurse dtg simpan kn buku sudoku aku n pen. Nurse tu ckp 'haa nnt mlm karang pen ni tercucuk kt hidung u pulak. Sy simpan ye?' aku angguk2 je. Then die tlg tutup lampu n tv. Hihihi puas hati aku. Haa ni cerita semlm. Cerita harini pulak. hehehehe

 *pic ni kelaka bg aku. mula2 tgk mcm ank die senyum bapak die nangis. bila besarkn br perasan. muka bapak n anak setempek sama. n muka bapak die nangis mcm tu sngt lawak hokey :p*

Cerita harini pulak kn. Bangun je die dr tdo, terus aku dgr ckp phone. Haa die bgn kul 9 td. smpi la ni kul 1140 da, x benti2 lg ckp phone. Haih ape la nasib aku nih. Palini ci de tambi udu gede udu gede urke. illa putam baekerte. Hadoi! Apekah apekah apekah??????!!!!!

Cite psl aku pulak k. Pagi2 lg da bgn dlm kul 8 sbb ade akak nk tukar cadar. dlm kul 930 dokter dtg melawat n cabut tiub dlm hidung. Time cabut tu x rs sakit pun. :) N now da bole bernafas dgn tenang. Tinggal sponge je dlm hidung. Dokter ckp sponge ni mungkin bole remove ptg nnt. N bila remove sponge tu, mungkin drh kuar lg bnyk. huhuhu Kita sama2 doa moga2 aku dpt keluar hospital cepat ok. Boleh rehat2 kat rumah pulak :)

*rindu PARADISE*

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